School has changed. Stop trying to compare what is no longer "comparable." Real school happens during those quiet one-on-one moments when the child asks the horrible. They will ask, "What does BullShit mean?" Now you can either deliver the bullshit fresh and pungent, covered with glassy skinned green and yellow poop flies. Or you can stop the bullshit and throw back your head, laugh and tell them the truth.
"Most everything is bullshit sweetie, you can turn it into fertilizer to grow more flowers, or get it stuck in creases in your sneakers--choose the former."
Oviedo, FLA. Humidity 100% one hundred percent of the time. Tales of chickens little and BIG.
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